Josh Haslam sent to the DL

After a visit to Dr Rusty Shackleford over the weekend, Josh Haslams worst fears were confirmed.  He was struggling to play through the pain in his foot and decided to get an X-ray.  He injured the foot after jumping off a second story balcony to take a picture of himself standing next to an elderly woman who fell on the sidewalk.  Although the picture was pretty funny, he has attempted to play through the pain causing his production to dwindle.  He will be out indefinitely until a determination can be made on wether surgery is necessary.  A power hitting first baseman is a void Slow Poke Nation was hoping to avoid.